weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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what's ur native languague
Anonymous

ihills:

Spanish :)

bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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(Source: heteroh)

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters)

midnight-sun-rising:

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America

nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am

lindsaylohoean:

teachers who won’t stop giving you homework on fridays

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jehovahzwetness:

My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time