actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

loserpoet:

when someone is mean to you

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Straight haired person: Just comb it!
Curly haired person:

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings)

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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beerito:

follow for more complaining

(Source: sonicroft)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies)

seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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(Source: mondegreener)